Forever Alone: I Blame It On Prince

PrinceBoyfriendStandards by @ShameusSeamus
PHOTO CREDIT: S√ČAMUS GALLAGHER AMAJOR7.TUMBLR.COM

When I saw this pic on Tumblr, I exclaimed “ACCURATE”!! Because recently I had the epiphany that a constant musical diet of Prince and his proteges from the age of seven has contributed directly to my #ForeverAlone status.

But…it’s not exactly for the reason given in the picture above. I think this over-50 track (depending on what’s available on Spotify) playlist might explain it better, musically, than I ever could:

Look, this is how I deal with it…okay?